Hey guys, take a seat, settle in, and get ready for some exceptional advice on how to not be awkward. So you’re awkward - or you think you’re awkward. Guess what - everyone is awkward, some are just better at hiding it - or some are just caffeinated to the point where the nervousness doesn’t... Continue Reading →
Now presenting... an ongoing series of comedic phrases: "For $5,000, name this popular film directed by Tim Burton, starring Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter." "Guinea pigs are just pocket-sized capybaras." "There is one positive to people seeing me sad... it reminds them to cheer the %#@& up." "Capybaras are the Snoop Dogg of the... Continue Reading →
Do you fear that awkward silence when you are in an elevator with a stranger? Do you fear that they’ll say something about the weather or sports? Fear no more, introverts! I have forever obliterated the need for small talk by compiling a list of phrases you can say the next time you are in an... Continue Reading →
The day finally arrives, and you are standing in front of those pearly white gates. No, you’re not standing in front of Oprah’s house - you’re in heaven. You quickly discover that upon entering heaven, that it is similarly structured to the entrance of an amusement park. You walk up to the check-in desk to... Continue Reading →
Explore Kansas City is a fictional campaign that previews notable scenes from around Kansas City. The goal of the campaign is to engage, and draw people into exploring the different parts of the city.
(I would like to add a brief disclaimer that my intention for this passage is to give a humorous perspective towards college, and am no way intending for it to sound negative, or to dissuade the masses from pursuing higher education) I can’t help but compare aspects of college to prison. Before you ask if... Continue Reading →